Gemini (May 20 – June 20): Someday I’m going to have a party and only invite Geminis because y’all know how to get down.
Life is a big carnival and Geminis could go ‘round and ‘round on the carousel and never even barf, not one time. It’s lights, noise, action, fun, as often as possible. So you know what? Put the kids in the car and take a road trip! Venus is hanging out in Gemini and Uranus is thumbing a ride, so it’s the perfect month for an adventure.
Spontaneity is a life skill — turn up the tunes and take to the road. You don’t have to go far to show your kids how to be spontaneous. It’s all about making memories. Do something fun, then point at it again and again, and say: hey, wasn’t it so fun when…. This is the foundation you Geminis can give your kids, the strength of experience, fond memories, and quality time spent with you.
Pro-tip: the Sun and Venus will take turns squaring off with Saturn (that most serious of planets) in your solar 7th house of relationships — keep this in mind when interacting with friends and lovers, this combo can make communication a little sticky.
Stay open, keep it simple.
Hey, Virgo, hey. Details are fun, right? Holy crap. SO MANY DETAILS.
Your worst nightmare is that sacred-mountain-silent-and-solitary-meditation trip you see advertised in yoga magazines.
Here’s something to keep in mind: Venus and Gemini are meeting up for coffee.
You’ve got a bumpin’ planet squad in your solar fourth house and that means it’s a helluva good time to call up your friends and grill some steaks.
Venus borrowed your boyfriend jeans and plans on hanging around a while.
Sometimes you stay up at night wondering what, exactly, that one guy meant when he said that thing that time.
Keep your water bottle handy, and check now and again to make sure you still have all your teeth.
We gotta talk, Capri-pants. We gotta talk about you letting your hair down.
I bet you had more than one abacus in your past life, Aquarius.
Here’s one thing to consider: everyone has faults, but not everyone gets to tell you what they think yours are.