Gemini (May 20 – June 20): Someday I’m going to have a party and only invite Geminis because y’all know how to get down.

Life is a big carnival and Geminis could go ‘round and ‘round on the carousel and never even barf, not one time. It’s lights, noise, action, fun, as often as possible. So you know what? Put the kids in the car and take a road trip! Venus is hanging out in Gemini and Uranus is thumbing a ride, so it’s the perfect month for an adventure.

Spontaneity is a life skill — turn up the tunes and take to the road. You don’t have to go far to show your kids how to be spontaneous. It’s all about making memories. Do something fun, then point at it again and again, and say: hey, wasn’t it so fun when…. This is the foundation you Geminis can give your kids, the strength of experience, fond memories, and quality time spent with you.

Pro-tip: the Sun and Venus will take turns squaring off with Saturn (that most serious of planets) in your solar 7th house of relationships — keep this in mind when interacting with friends and lovers, this combo can make communication a little sticky.

Stay open, keep it simple.

Virgo May 2016 Horoscope

Hey, Virgo, hey. Details are fun, right? Holy crap. SO MANY DETAILS.

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libra

Libra May 2016 Horoscope

Your worst nightmare is that sacred-mountain-silent-and-solitary-meditation trip you see advertised in yoga magazines.

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cancer

Cancer May 2016 Horoscope

Here’s something to keep in mind: Venus and Gemini are meeting up for coffee.

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Gemini May 2016 Horoscope

You’ve got a bumpin’ planet squad in your solar fourth house and that means it’s a helluva good time to call up your friends and grill some steaks.

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taurus

Taurus May 2016 Horoscope

Venus borrowed your boyfriend jeans and plans on hanging around a while.

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scorpio

Scorpio May 2016 Horoscope

Sometimes you stay up at night wondering what, exactly, that one guy meant when he said that thing that time.

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sagittarius

Sagittarius May 2016 Horoscope

Keep your water bottle handy, and check now and again to make sure you still have all your teeth.

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capricorn

Capricorn May 2016 Horoscope

We gotta talk, Capri-pants. We gotta talk about you letting your hair down.

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pisces

Pisces May 2016 Horoscope

If the zodiac was a rave, you’d be the ecstasy.

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aquarius

Aquarius May 2016 Horoscope

I bet you had more than one abacus in your past life, Aquarius.

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leo zodiac sign

Leo May 2016 Horoscope

Here’s one thing to consider: everyone has faults, but not everyone gets to tell you what they think yours are.

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Aries May 2016 Horoscope

Try to remember relaxation and boredom are not the same thing. You can cool out, and still be productive.

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