My little galaxies! Hello! Welcome to June!
Here’s to you, your adorable monsters, the beast and burden of parenthood, and — at long last — sweet, sweet summer.
Enjoy this refreshing and effervescent mixed cocktail of helpfulness, humor, and astrology-lite.
May your children be tolerable and your stars aligned. Cheers!
Aries (March 20 – April 19): If you had little baby triplets, you could name them: Verve. Vivacity. Vitality. Because that’s what you have, Aries. You’re a life-lover, hungry for success, fueled by experience. Here’s an idea: pour that over ice and call it summer — for you, for your kids. The sky is swimming […]
Taurus (April 19 – May 20): If the Zodiac was a corporation, you’d be the CFO. Your workspace would be a big comfortable corner office with one helluva a view of the galaxy. You’d probably even have a kick-ass Hugo Boss space-suit with a built-in Bose sound system. You like the finer things in life, […]
Gemini (May 20 – June 20): Someday I’m going to have a party and only invite Geminis because y’all know how to get down. Life is a big carnival and Geminis could go ‘round and ‘round on the carousel and never even barf, not one time. It’s lights, noise, action, fun, as often as possible. […]
Cancer (June 20 – July 22): You love home so much you’d think Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros wrote their biggest hit about this astrological sign. Of course, the point of that song is that home is wherever you are, with your friends and family. With a parade of planets in your sign grooving […]
Leo (July 22 – August 22): If a combination craft store / library / sex toy shop had any market viability, you could thrive in that business. Art, ideas, performance, romance — these are a few of your favorite things. Enjoy time exploring the arts and discussing ideas with the family. With the Sun, Venus […]
Virgo (August 22 – September 22): Virgo, if the zodiac was a cartoon, you’d be Curious George. You’re interested in everything, and you’ll wander off following the things you want to understand, and the problems you’d love to fix. But, like George, you always come back home to reassess and recalibrate, incorporating what you learned, […]
Libra (September 22 – October 22): If the zodiac was The Love Boat, you’d be the cruise director, Julie McCoy. You know what people need, when they need it, and how to help them get it. You’re excellent at making people feel special, and your family basks in your doting love. The Sun, Venus, and […]
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Your intuition is razor sharp. Your ability to sense — and adapt to — a changing environment is part survival skill, part goddess-given gift. Of course you’re happiest immersed in spirituality. Never posturing — always philosophical, seeking, longing, curious. You’re a natural leader, using questions to guide the way, […]
Aquarius (January 20 – February 19): This is the dawning of the age, Aquarius. Right now. Did you set your alarm? Did you wake up? Good. Look around. Everything you ever wanted is right here. It’s interesting, it’s smart, it’s artistic, and it’s full of stories waiting to be told, stories yet to be written. […]
Capricorn (December 21 – January 20): If the zodiac was PBS for Kids, you’d be Bob the Builder. Building things from the ground up is second nature for you. Restore, renew, remodel. You can do all of these things. You’ve built a life, you’ve built a home, and you’ve built a family. You are reliable, […]
Sagittarius (November 21 – December 21): You know what you’re good at? Choosing friends. You have the nicest friends. Funny, smart, skillful, honest. Your friends are good people and they love to be with you, because you’re good people. You’re loyal, you’re thoughtful, and you’re one helluva a good teacher. The best teachers never stop […]
Scorpio (October 22 – November 21): Why you gotta smell so good and look so fine all the time, Scorpio? Those bright eyes, that air of mystery, the attention to detail. If the zodiac was a bar, you’d slay. Every time. You’re a little bull-headed, yes. A little Captain Caveman meets Tasmanian Devil. But, honestly, […]