A trip to the nail salon is an hour of bliss. Eventually.
Ali Solomon is a cartoonist and art teacher who lives in New York City with her husband and two daughters. Her work can be found on The Huffington Post, McSweeneys, Scary Mommy, Today Parents, Blunt Moms, and other parenting sites. Read more of her ridiculous nonsense at http://wiggleroomblog.com and @Alicoaster.